Just want to share with all you guys. I find this very amusing and interesting. Just read through...
- Men are NOT mind readers. ( FIRST & FOREMOST RULE )
- Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
- Sunday sports, It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
- Crying is blackmail .
- Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
~ Strong hints do not work!
~ Obvious hints do not work!
~ Just tell us what you want!
- YES and NO are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question..
- Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
- Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
- If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
- If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
- You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
- Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials, because we don't disturb you while you are watching your soaps and serials.
- Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
- ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach for example is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
- If it itches, it will be scratched. We all do that.
- If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle!
- If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
- When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really!!
- Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Racing or Football .
- You have enough clothes.
- You have too many shoes.
- I am in shape! Round IS a shape!
Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight...but did you know men really don't mind that ? It's like camping.
What say you girls?
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8 komentar:
Lelaki memang kejam hahaha.
haha...lawak3x
i'm wondering why my amru keep telling me to read ur blog ASAP........after reading it, it's like....a very strong hint? susah gak nak paham korang neyh~
haha...just for fun je mende ni...it's not about susah nak phm ke x,tp nak phm ke x?hehe
p/s:x sangka amru baca blog aku...haha
cool! boleh buat jadi pocketguide in the long-life journey with a man..haha..memang xleh blah..
that's why i love being a man. we are simple and straightforward. no hidden hint, agenda or whatsoever.
:)
being so simple sumtime may lead us into trouble...the best is to be moderate and able to adjust to conditions.applied to both,man n woman.don take this post too serious laaaa...actually i took this from ur site la Man.
haha..i know. u didn't even change the font. this thing is not absolutely correct for all people. it tends to be different for each individual. perhaps you can try and search for Mark Gungor in youtube. nice vid though. :)
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